worm-disco-ai:

beetledrink:

came across a far side book while thrift shopping and opened it to a random page only to be reminded that gary larsen is the still the funniest comic artist ever to be published

I didn’t see the pie on his face at first and I thought it meant he wasn’t the clear winner because of the emotional tax of killing a clown

violetohara:

the-polyhedron:

conquerorwurm:

violetohara:

violetohara:

violetohara:

violetohara:

Tiny dirty stray kitten hanging out at the bottom of our stairs since yesterday. There are a lot of self-reliant ferals around our apartment, but this little thing was dirty & covered in burrs. We gave it some chicken but couldn’t catch it. I think it may have wandered over from the outdoor cat hoarder colony down the street; that house is awful & we saw kittens there last week.

This morning the downstairs neighbor managed to grab it for us, and I put it on this cozy towel & started combing and picking the burrs & sticks out of its fur. It calmed down immediately and has been chilling here with me in the kitchen ever since. Got a vet appointment in an hour to get my little buddy cleaned up & checked out. I hope it isn’t too sick; I think it might have a cold.

If we can, we are probably going to keep her.

What a difference a day makes! Took this little guy to the vet, got the fleas and dirt washed off him, got some antibiotics for a slight cold, but he is otherwise fine. Kneading and purring up a storm, eating a lot and being heart-crushingly adorable. 

We have named this glorious creature Nux.

A little over a month later and Nux is growing into a very long and floppy shoulder cat!

Oh my god!!!!

i’m so happy for this cat i hope nux knows im proud of him

I just told him!

misshoneywheeler:

thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie:

thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie:

my favorite is when Kermit’s facial expression is simultaneously an obvious hand in a puppet but also an instantly recognizable and relatable emotion

memecage:

It’s an insightful answer at the very least

anthonycrowley:

anthonycrowley:

i know we’re beating a dead horse with this whole ‘2018 is never ending’ thing but the hawaii missile scare was this year

everyone in hawaii thought they were gonna be wiped off the map less than one year ago and then we all fucking forgot because of all the bullshit that’s happened since

nitrosplicer:

This picture of a bunch of college kids trying to keep from getting busted by the police is like something from a baroque painting

ghettoinuyasha:

my mom: it’s really not good to eat past sunset
me, whose circadian rhythms have aligned with a nearby raccoon’s: your rules don’t apply here

draumbooty:

blessed-with-southern-sweetness:

chancethereaper:

rosescentimental:

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

Are you telling me there are people out there who have their beds just floating in the middle of their rooms like animals?

This makes me so uneasy

You have to defend from all sides I don’t like it

itsagifnotagif:

viostormcaller:

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:

fluent-n-death:

fluent-n-death:

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:

itsagifnotagif:

OKAY THIS CAME UP ON MY ACTIVITY AGAIN. WHY WON’T YOU LET THIS POST DIE IT HAS BEEN 4 YEARS PLEASE

Someone find that post of that dude who gets stuck in an elevator cause that has this exact energy

@shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey

Exactly the same energy thank you my comrade

HI YES I ADORE THIS

I am honestly just jealous of his camera quality I am immortalised with a 2 megapixel camera